How To Get Rid Of Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists

1. Stop fucking lying all the time.

2. Try some actual fucking government transparency.

3. Stop fucking killing people.

4. Stop promoting fucking conspiracy theories.

5. Stop being such fucking assholes.

6. Maybe try some fucking democracy for once.




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I write about the end of illusions.

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