Evil Mutant Death Walrus — An Original Song

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I made a song about Trump’s National Security Advisor. Check it out:

Lyrics:

The time has come the Walrus said
for us to bomb Iran
Come on Mister Billionaire
you are a bigly man
Sign the order load the nukes
and drop ’em on Tehran
Don’t let ’em say that you are weak
Show the world who’s got the biggest hands
Come on dance with me you sexy thing
Feel the rush that Armageddon brings
So hit that button and let freedom ring

The Walrus and the Billionaire
set out to start a war
They brought along a Mad Dog
and a press room fulla whores
Holdin’ hands, clickin’ heels
Skippin’ down that red brick road
They laughed like kids on Christmas
and got hard-ons as they filled the sky with drones
We’ll kill the world and dance upon its bones
And then my love we’ll finally be alone
We’ll take the skulls and build ourselves a home

Wasn’t cuddled by his mom
His mind is made of cluster bombs
But baby that mustache is flawless
He’s the egg man he’s the Walrus

Don’t be afraid of him
The light is pourin’ in
This time the humans win

Evil mutant death walrus (repeat)

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